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FAQ's

Where We Make Your Gear

We're based in the USA, and we print our shirts right here at home because we want to support American manufacturing even when we're covered in trail dust and graham cracker crumbs.

We've got printers in Florida and Texas ready to get your gear out the door fast, so you can wear your "We Went Anyway" badge of honor on your next adventure (or trip to Target, we don't judge).

Do you ship internationally?

Not yet—but if you're wrangling kids through adventures outside the USA and want to rep the club, reach out to us. We're building this tribe one brave parent at a time, and if enough of you raise your hand (or send an SOS from a foreign campground), we'll make it happen.

Seriously, drop us a message. International expansion fueled by actual demand from real outdoor parents? That's exactly our style.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yep! Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email so you can obsessively refresh the page and watch your package make its journey to your doorstep.

Because let's be honest, compared to tracking your kids in the woods, tracking a package is basically a relaxing hobby.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfortable materials that can handle whatever you throw at them—campfire smoke, kid hugs, that mysterious sticky substance from the cooler, even repeat washings after someone decided to "help" make s'mores.

Our tees are soft enough for snuggles after a long day on the trail and tough enough to survive actual adventures. Because gear that falls apart after one trip? That's quitting. We don't do that here.

Exact materials vary by item, but you'll find all the specs on each product page. We promise: no scratchy, no weird, just shirts that work as hard as you do.

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